1. Feeling confused during your first visit, "what, there's no price tags on anything?"
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No pricetags.....and we don't charge tax. |
2. Feeling like you're stealing when filling your bags.
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Staff is really good about encouraging you to fill fill fill your bags. |
3. Laugh at the box of Franzia on the front shelf, but then fill a solo cup and secretly be happy about this delightful option.
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She's our unofficial mascot. All hail queen Franzia. |
4. Wonder if it's too early to drink wine (the answer is always no at UpShift).
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It's never too early. |
5. Stretch and reach for the cute items on the top barring.
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...even though we have reach sticks |
6. Try to undress a mannequin to get that super cute shirt (but then staff has to help because the mannequins are a pain in the ass to undress).
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If it's cute, take it! |
7. Try something on over your own clothes because the fitting rooms are being used.
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People have been known to leave in a whole new outfit. |
8. Promise yourself you'll leave with less than you brought in (why else did you clean out your closet?)
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If you end up not liking something...just bring it back! |
9. Prepare to leave but then find 5 more adorable things you HAVE to have.
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Or get to your car and see something in the window you want |
10. Leave with a huge bag of new duds that cost less than a tee shirt from Target.
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Success! |
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